Walking in a Blatter Wonderland

FIFA President Sepp Blatter is seeking re-election, and faces a tough challenge from Mohamed bin Hammam.  To boost his chances Blatter has released a campaign song, based on the famous Walking in a Winter Wonderland (linked at the bottom of the post), to remind the football world of his many great qualities:

I date sexy ladies,
and drive an SL Mercedes.
I get all my own way
in FIFA today.
I'm walking in a Blatter wonderland.

I make new rules up
every time there's a World Cup,
so great England bids
all hit the skids.
I'm walking in a Blatter wonderland.

In the media I can build a strawman,
then pretend that everything is sound.
They'll say: "Is it rigged?"
I'll say: "No man."
But Putin gets the job when he's in town.

Later on I'll conspire
with a rich Qatari buyer.
It's too hot to play,
and a crime to be gay,
but I'm walking in a Blatter wonderland.

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